my heart is an idiot.

Nov 21
2011

Human beings are a part of the whole, called by us “the universe,” a part limited
in time and space. We experience ourselves, our thoughts and feelings, as
something separated from the rest—a kind of optical delusion of our consciousness.
This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our own personal desires
and to affection for a few persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free
ourselves from this prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace
all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty.

— Albert Einstein (via light-essence)

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Let me tell you something about Severus Snape. We were best friends in Hogwarts. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in seventh year, I started going out with my first boyfriend James who I totally hated but then we got married, and Severus was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with James, he’d be like, “Why are you such a Mudblood?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-Order pool party, I was like, “Severus, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re a Death Eater.” I mean I couldn’t have a Death Eater at my party. There were gonna be Order of the Phoenix members there in their battle robes. I mean, right? He was a DEATH EATER. So then Voldemort called Dumbledore and started yelling at him, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of the Order because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall to work for Dumbledore, all of his hair was greasy and he was totally weird, and now I guess he’s Potion’s Master.

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socalledsanity:

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It’s his thumb moving on her back that ruins me.

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tags: Community Britta Troy Gillian Jacobs Donald Glover

communitythings:

#SixSeasonsAndaMovie

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Nov 20
2011

That moment when one of your body parts fall asleep..

And you try to move it but it feels like:

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If you love TUMBLR, reblog this.

bokillahh:

maybe the notes on this will show congress who they’re hurting…

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Nov 16
2011

So my friend had me pick up his copy of MW3 yesterday..

pxlyganon:

myurlblows-hardcore:

thecalvinballfield:

p11xx:

thecyberdoll:

1. I notice that the xBox seal is pretty easy to unstick and restick without it being obvious

2. Introducing a blank CD to the mix

3. Scan in real MW3 CD, print to shiny paper and cut out

4. Replace fake CD in box

5. Close and re-seal

6. What was on that blank CD…? }:-)

God Bless.

ALL THE AWARDS

how to turn mw3 into a good game

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Obama has already said he will uphold net neutrality, meaning SOPA will be vetoed if it makes it to his desk

hogwarts-hipsters:

ahandsomeshark:

princekarkat:

good president, best friend

I feel like when Obama is done being president someone should get him some spandex and he should devout his time to being a superhero.

Obama doesn’t want to lose his tumblr either

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Nov 13
2011

dirtyfactory:

#Jenny Schecter!

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